Ricky Gervais Reveals Brutal Jokes About Diddy, Justin Timberlake & Hollywood’s ‘Pedophile Circle’ If He Were Golden Globes Host 🔥🎤

Hollywood is lucky that Ricky Gervais isn’t hosting the 2025 Golden Globes.

The 63-year-old comedian hosted the award ceremony five times before, but this year Nikki Glaser is emceeing Sunday’s show.

However, Gervais took to X (formerly on Twitter) on Friday to reveal the jokes he would’ve told if he was the host.

Ricky Gervais in a promo for the 2020 Golden Globes. NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images
“Sat in the bath wondering about what I would say if I were hosting The Golden Globes on Sunday,” Gervais wrote alongside a selfie of him in the bath.

“It’s been a pretty good year for material,” he added with a laughing emoji.

Ricky Gervais’ tweet about the 2025 Golden Globes. X / @rickygervais
Gervais then revealed his planned monologue: “Hello, and welcome to the 82nd Golden Globe awards. What a year it’s been. Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance to go to The Vatican to meet The Pope. Many from Hollywood. Obviously they weren’t content with only being part of the 2nd biggest pedo ring in the world…”

He continued, “Justin Timberlake was convicted of [drunk driving]. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words ‘S*xy Back’ a lot more often.”

Gervais also went after Sean “Diddy” Combs, writing, “Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout ‘Imma Midget, not a child.’”

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Ricky Gervais’ tweets about Justin Timberlake and Diddy. X / @rickygervais
Fans praised Gervais’ jokes on X and also expressed their disappointment that he’s not hosting the show.

“You never disappoint. HILARIOUS!” one fan tweeted.

Justin Timberlake’s mugshot after his DWI. Sag Harbor PD

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kevin Hart NBA All-Star Finale party in 2018. Getty Images
“Omg, keep them coming. So funny,” another person said.

A third fan wrote, “You are on a roll! Hit us again!”

“them globes missing good material tonight,” a different fan added.

“I really wish you were hosting the Golden Globes again,” someone else said.

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes five times. NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images
Gervais hosted the Golden Globes in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2016 and 2020.

During his last hosting stint, Gervais roasted Hollywood in his wild opening monologue. He went after Leonardo DiCaprio for dating younger women, the failed “Cats” movie, and Martin Scorsese’s feud with Marvel.

He also brought up Jeffrey Epstein’s death and the college admissions scandal, which were huge news stories at the time of the January 2020 ceremony.

In 2021, Gervais told The Guardian why he goes after celebrities while hosting award shows.

Ricky Gervais for the 2020 Golden Globe Awards. NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images
“Do I pander to the 200 billionaires in the room or the 200 million people at home sitting in their [underwear] drinking beer who aren’t winning awards, who aren’t billionaires? It’s a no-brainer for a comedian,” he said. “I’m a jester. I play to the other peasants in the mud.”

Ahead of her historic 2025 Golden Globes hosting stint, Glaser, 40, said on CBS Morning that Gervais gave her advice, including to just “be yourself”

Glaser said Gervais also told her, “You’ve not one of them. Don’t try to walk out there acting like you’re an A-lister. Just because you’re invited—you wouldn’t be if you weren’t the host.”

Nikki Glaser at the red carpet rollout for the 2025 Golden Globes. Getty Images

In an interview with Yahoo Entertainment, Glaser said, “I’m not gonna go so hard that anyone’s gonna be offended. I’ve made a point not to, and that’s not to disappoint anyone who’s hoping I’m going to pull a Ricky Gervais. I’m not Ricky Gervais.”

Nikki Glaser is hosting the 2025 Golden Globes. Getty Images
“This isn’t my last Golden Globes, this is my first one. He really went hard on his last one. He was ready to burn some bridges [because] it didn’t matter anymore,” she added.

The 2025 Golden Globes begin airing at 8 p.m. ET on CBS.